Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh excuse me, I’m just laughing my ass off over here. Hey now, laughing is healthy and should really be on your new year resolution list! The reason why I am cackling my way to a heart attack (I currently look like a Hyena having a seizure, in case you were wondering) is because Josie from YumYucky and I JOINED FORCES to [Read On!]
Yum… Oh Wait No, That’s Yucky!
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The Results of a Single-Blind Experiment
You may or may not know this but I am currently earning my Nutrition Communication Certification from Tufts University. In the current section of this course, we are learning about nutritional studies, specifically the different types of research methods that are executed in order to dispel the… TRUTH! The most recent “credible” peer-reviewed cohort study I read, revealed that: DONUTS ARE HEALTHY! Notice the quotation marks around the word credible, people – That is what we like to call nutrition [Read On!]
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Quiz: What Food-borne Illness Are You?
Those BuzzFeed quizzes… Lure you in faster than Snow White’s wicked step mother lures her in to eat that poisoned apple. So… How cool are you? Do you even have to ask? What Girl Scout Cookie are you? Would you like to binge eat me? I am a Trefoils! Should you move to Australia? Apparently I should just hop over for a little visit! We could go on and on, discussing which Spice Girl we are… Which Disney character our [Read On!]
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Not So Naughty, Frosted Mini Shepherd’s Pies
Frosty… The snow man… Was a jolly, happy… soul. Oh wait, WRONG HOLIDAY! My bad! My brain just went on a tangent because the recipe that Tara and I have created for all of you this week, includes some FROST ACTION… Frost… Frosty… Common, you can’t tell me your brain doesn’t travel to the North Pole when you think of that word. However, the second you start watching the latest Saint Patrick’s Day themed video featuring Tara and I… By [Read On!]
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Those Are Some Bad Words
Give me an A Give me a Z Give me a P What does that spell…. NOTHING! But… It’s PROBABLY an abbreviation for a really long ingredient in the food you might be currently eating… Look the label… Am I right? Even if I am not, I know I am close! I was given the opportunity to see a pre-screening of the new Jason Bateman movie, BAD WORDS… A movie about a 40-year old who takes on some pretty BRILLIANT 8th [Read On!]
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Asparagus: Aroused By Spring
Spring is like Viagra for vegetables and fruits. Did I really just say that? OH YES, YES I DID. And maybe I should warn you right now that this post and video get a little INAPPROPRIATE… So if you cannot handle it, you might want to just leave right now. But anyways, back to my original comment. IT’S TRUE! Produce tends to go from this… To THIS… The second it feels the warmth from the sun’s rays and it hears [Read On!]
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The Skinny Ain’t So Confidential Anymore
Books are a lot like celebrities. They can be award-winning…. Others can be mysterious… And some… can be graphically bizarre. So if I told you that in my latest GiGi Eats Celebrites video, I eat a book as opposed to a celebrity, you wouldn’t hold it against me, would you? Phew! Thank goodness, because today I am snacking on a paper back. It’s a balanced snack, I promise. Lauryn, the face behind the blog: The Skinny Confidential, is the one [Read On!]
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Food Foolery!
I’ve been keeping a secret from all of all of you. I don’t typically share much about my personal life, but I just had to get it off my chest. Perhaps it will help with “closure”. I had been dating a public figure for the past nine months. Key word: HAD. Unfortunately, our relationship recently fizzled. He turned out to be the BIGGEST TOOL in the box! In order to sooth the “pain” of my severed relationship, the Food Pervert [Read On!]
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That’s A Haunted House 2
You may not know this but… Haunted houses are… EVERYWHERE! This ain’t just an October thing people! Oddly enough though, a majority of us aren’t really even scared of these haunted houses AT ALL! In fact, it seems as if people actually LIKE HANGING OUT at these PORTALS TO THE UNDERWORLD! Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah! Don’t tell Michelle! It doesn’t help that many of them have… JUNGLE GYMS and PLAY [Read On!]
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WTF Are They Made Of, Healthy Doughnuts
I GOT A NEW JOB! BUT THEN I GOT FIRED… I was hired to be the newest baker at one of the Dunkin Donuts franchises right smack in the middle of Los Angeles…. My parents are just so proud. I witnessed plenty of “healthy” celebrities throw their diets in the paper shredder! He has an addictive personality…. However, I too just kept eating the merchandise… So the job, lasted… Two days. If you just believed the above… Then you clearly [Read On!]
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Exclusive Invite to the Party of the Summer
Despite not necessarily living in the same city, state or even country, we all tend to share one very good friend. This friend is loyal, supportive, trustworthy and best of all, knows how to bring up our spirits when we feel as if a garbage truck filled with dirty diapers took a dump on our moods. This friend… Alcohol. While I myself do not personally drink, I have been known to have heart-to-heart conversations with bottles of alcohol. You do [Read On!]
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Miss Matcha Has Met Her Match
If you’ve ever been set up on a blind date before, you know just how traumatizing they can be! Sometimes a little help is necessary! Kiss Me Organics‘ Matcha Green Tea Powder has been struggling for years to find “her” true food soul mate, a companion that compliments her perfectly. Now she could have created a profile on Match.com, eHarmony, Plenty of Fish or downloaded the app Tinder….. But nope, instead… She came to me, the Matcha Match Maker! If you blend Chris Harrison, Patti Stanger [Read On!]
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Have Some Balls on Your Birthday!
There seems to be an immature joke running through the BLOGGY-WORLD… All about: BALLS!* (Ahem… Lindsay… Laura…) *Do you notice the color of the word balls… And THIS is how I act when there are balls in my food hole… You would think men flock to me because of my adoration… However they actually flee because as you can see, I BITE. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! OKAY: ENOUGH WITH THE INAPPROPRIATE-NESS GIGI, common! AFTER ALL, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY WEEK… Which [Read On!]
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Cool as a Cucumber
What did the cucumber say to the pesto, bell pepper and avocado? Hang out with me because I’m not a pest, peppery or the pits. I’m just cool. Uhhh….. That was probably the worst “joke” on the face of the planet. Good thing I am not a stand up comedian… Oh wait… Hallmark would never hire me to write their clever greeting cards… The “joke” above also probably makes no sense because I haven’t even told you what today’s video is about! Well [Read On!]
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Poppin’ Tarts In The Kitchen
TWINS! TWINS! TWINS! You know what? My identical twin Stephanie and I are a little irked that we did not book the role of Michelle on Full House or the roles Tia and Tamera scored on Sister, Sister! Alas, we have since toilet papered the casting director’s houses gotten over it and now make YouTube videos… Did you know Stephanie fills in for me when I am not feeling quite up to make a video? I bet you didn’t because people truly [Read On!]
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What The Fudge?
Non-Organic, Non Grass-Fed, Non-Fat Milk… Ew… What the FUDGE! Maltodextrin… Der… What the FUDGE! Asparatame… Okay, SERIOUSLY… What the FUDGE! I am so over these pseudo low-fat “healthy treats” that trick people into buying them because of their flashy “I’m so healthy” labels/claims… I am over them as much as I am over hearing about Kim Kardashian posting ass provocative selfies on Instagram. I… GIVE… NO… FUDGES!!!! However, I do give fudges about ALL OF YOU who come hang out with me [Read On!]
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In-N-Out of My Kitchen
I have to say, for a dirty mind like mine… As I have established in the past… In-N-Out is probably my favorite fast food restaurant name because it serves as a “playground” for my naughty (and VIVID) imagination! Unfortunately, while In-N-Out boasts being a “healthier” fast food chain (and has my brain swinging on monkey bars), this joint acts more like the bully near the seesaw for your health (albeit healthier than say… Taco Bell’s XXL Stuft Burrito). Because of [Read On!]
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Tara Reid Eats Too Many Creamsicles
Tara Reid and Creamsicles have a lot of similar not so sexy attributes… But to name just two... They’re both orange (most of the time)… And… They’re both full of artificial chemicals and ingredients. Sorry Tara, I just couldn’t resist. If the saying, “you are what you eat” is true… Then Tara must be subsisting solely on Creamsicles (okay, and maybe Cheetos as well). Sadly, I don’t think I will be able to save Tara from her demons, however, all is not lost for the [Read On!]
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Gobble Up These Turbutkles!
Do you suffer from, Brumotactillophobia or… In other words: do you FLIP OUT if any food on your plate touches? Well then… The following (and then some) are not your friends: Chili Fruit at the Bottom Yogurt Katy Perry Scrambled Eggs Tacos Stir Fries Nicki Minaj Anything Made on The Food Network Channel Thanksgiving Dinner My Refrigerator And… Turbutkle Bites Phew! It’s a good thing I don’t have such a phobia or else I would DEFINITELY starve to death… I would never dance like a stripper [Read On!]
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Recipe Redux: Get Chip-Faced with Chipkins
Dehydration is never a good look in Hollywood…. Can you guess the fashion designer? I could have posted another photo of Tara Reid, but no need to “rib” on her again! Or anywhere for that matter… Is this normal? Cat people – weigh in… EXCEPT for… THE KITCHEN! Uh, please do take a minute to check out this sensual food pornography… Today I am serving up dehydrated pumpkin chips, or what I like to call CHIPKINS! It’s [Read On!]
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