Whoa, whoa! GiGi Eats Celebrities is posting on a Sunday?? GiGi must be really hungry. 

Okay, I am going to stop referring to myself in the third person and get straight to the point. 

I wrote a guest blog post on Kodjo Workout’s web site and I want ALL OF YOU to check it out… And then of course subscribe to his blog as well as mine! 

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CUPPING ANYWAYS?? 

A ferociously sexy cheetah walking down the red carpet…

Welcome to the jungle!

PS: All new blog post coming this TUESDAY!!

**Hint: it’s time to pucker up! 

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Everyone associates October with…

A. Kids dressing up as ghosts, goblins, witches, princesses, Justin Bieber… and running through the streets because of their sugar highs, in the pursuit for the house that doles out the BEST CANDY!

OR

B. Adults dressing up as naughty nurses… cavemen… the President or something that shows as much skin as possible. LMFAO – How about a naked Obama running around the street in search of some Gold Chocolate Coins? (You can thank me later for that BRILLIANT costume idea). 

Costume or real? You be the judge!

While you all may LOVE buying MONSTER-SIZED bags of candy at your local drug store (they’re for the trick-or-treaters, right? Uh dude… it’s October 9th)… What you should really be focusing on this month is that it’s NATIONAL SEAFOOD MONTH!

Fish and seafood are “candy from the sea”! Imagine handing out clams and oysters to that kid dressed up as Optimus Prime!

But seriously, fish and seafood are not just delicious, they’re packed to the gills with health promoting properties…

• Omega 3 Fatty Acids: These essential fats keep your heart and brain healthy. Two omega-3 fatty acids found in fish are EPA (eicosapentaenoic acid) and DHA (docosahexaenoic acid). Our bodies don’t produce omega-3 fatty acids so we must get them through the food we eat. AKA: EAT FISH!
• Selenium: You may not have to be as scared of mercury as you once were when you thought about scarfing down a boatload of fish. You see, large ocean fish also tend to have higher concentrations of selenium, a trace mineral essential to human health that bonds to the mercury and prevents it from being absorbed in your brain. (To be on the safe side though, limiting consumption of king mackerel, swordfish, shark, tilefish, and some tunas may still be a good idea). 
• Fish are also WONDERFUL sources of protein and vitamins such as D and B2 (riboflavin), calcium and phosphorus and a great source of minerals, such as iron, zinc, iodine, magnesium, and potassium. 

So which fish are BEST to scarf down (because they’re highest in omega-3 fats, sustainable, etc), whether it be in your sushi roll, at a seafood buffet, your kitchen or a fancy restaurant? 

Wild Alaskan King Salmon

Sardines

Sable Fish/ Black Cod

Arctic Char

Herring

Mackerel 

While those six fish deserve top honors,

Tuna and…

Anchovies…

Also deserve some time in the spot light as well…

So what will you be handing out to trick-or-treaters this year? I’m thinking ANCHOVIES! 

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What did you nosh on this morning? A huge trough of Fruit Loops… Or are you the type to tote a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch around with you throughout the day?

Sorry to be the GRIMM REAPER OF FOOD but… those cereals among many others that line grocery store shelves are, well… scarier than some of the costumes you may see on Halloween!

Atrocious amounts of sugar, sneaky, hidden trans fatty acids, fiberless carbohydrates and added fillers all hide in these processed foods and contribute to that “muffin top”, “bagel butt” and “donut thighs” you don’t want.

If you weren’t planning on being a human cinnamon bun for Halloween… 

Watch the latest episode on how to pick a HEALTHIER cereal, if you must eat cereal at all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7IpVRgVr1M

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities (or I guess Groceries today)!

CLEARLY EMMA NEEDS TO WATCH GIGI EATS GROCERIES!!

Although who can resist these fruity bombs!? They are fruity… So does that qualify as eating fruit? NO!

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Oh Halloween!

(Spooky Video Below!)

Do you know what’s scarier than The Thing, The Exorcist, Poltergeist and The Shining… Even when you watch ALL of these movies back to back in a haunted cemetery on Halloween night with wind chills creeping through your jacket and strange noises coming from the trees near by?

The ingredients label on the back of your favorite Halloween candy!

BOO!

Check out the GiGi Eats Groceries Halloween Special! It’s sure to… FRIGHTEN you?

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Justin Bieber’s Halloween Costume!

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Time to get voting… Let these SEXY photos of our presidential candidates stuffing their faces inspire you! 

Do the chicken dance!

Fried Chicken (4.5 ounces): 287 calories & 17 grams of fat

The definition of deep throating

Pretzel Hot Dog (6.2 oz, including dog & bun): 485 calories & 24 grams of fat

Pizza face

Pizza (one slice of cheese only): 380 calories & 10 grams of fat

Lickity… Splat

Ice Cream (one cup, vanilla): 290 calories & 16 grams of fat

Ain’t no friend of Porky the Pig!

Pork Stick (4 oz): 160 calories & 6 grams of fat

A cow’s nightmare… and an elephants!

Meatball Sub (8 inch meat & cheese sub): 922 calories & 41 grams of fat

Now aren’t you two just the mirror images of health… Yeah, no.

Well regardless of their atrocious eating habits, you still need to do your part today, so go out and VOTE!

Who would you rather grab a bite with? 

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So I have to come clean about something…

I never have seen, nor will I ever see any Twilight movies. It almost pains me to even mention the damn trilogy.

Some of you may stop reading right now, unsubscribe from my blog and block all pages pertaining to GiGi Eats Celebrities after learning of this “horrid” news… But some of you might actually subscribe to my e-mail list, YouTube channel, Tumblr, like my Facebook Page and follow me on Twitter (and maybe even send me fan mail??), knowing that I am not one of “those girls” (what ever “those girls” actually means… LOL).

Obviously since I have never seen these movies before, I have no idea what they are about (except that there are three – or soon to be three, 17-hour long flicks filled with werewolves that make out with vampires and then gallop away on unicorns?).

Alas, the third and FINAL (thank god) movie comes out November 16 (I just heard a girlish squeal… Not quite sure where that came from).

So why on earth would I be bringing up this movie, considering this blog is all about food, fitness and celebrities… Obviously vampires only drink blood (man, really sucks that they can’t eat sushi) and werewolves eat… road kill?

THIS however is the best vampire movie… EVER!

Well vampires got me thinking about blood… and blood got me thinking about blood pressure.

Do you ever think about your blood?

Now that’s a weird question.

But honestly, it is an important question to ask because having high blood pressure is almost as “wonderful” as getting bitten by a vampire (and not “swoon-worthy” Edward – Oh, I guess I know his name too!) 

Wait, this really gets people hot and bothered?

High blood pressure, or to get all medical, hypertension, raises your heart’s workload and can cause serious damage to your arteries. Over time, uncontrolled high blood pressure increases your risk of heart disease, stroke, and kidney disease.

Generally, if your blood pressure reading has a top number (systolic) of 120 or lower and your bottom number (diastolic) is below 80, you are doing just fine. However, if your blood pressure boils above those numbers, your risk of the above ailments rises.

If you have reached your boiling point, there are ways to turn down the “burner”…

• Exercise at least 30 to 60 minutes most days of the week
• Reduce your salt intake (but don’t eliminate it entirely)
• Eat potassium to counterbalance your salt intake
• Stop smoking, don’t start smoking and avoid second-hand smoke
• Lose weight if you need to
• Cut back on alcohol. Men should limit themselves to two drinks per day, while women should only imbibe in one
• De-stress with yoga, massage, meditations or any other activity that helps you relax
• If you currently have high blood pressure, caffeine may aggravate your levels so limit your consumption

You know what else can lower your blood pressure? Going to the movies! (Shit, did I just plug Twilight? NO! Go see Wreck-It Ralph!) 

Although, when you see movie ticket prices, you may just have a heart attack! 

Have you ever seen these Twilight movies? Are you a fan? Have you seen any amazing movies lately that you recommend others see? 

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Let’s face it…

Your gut probably looks like…

Or

All thanks to

And lots of…

But very little…

While I may or may not be saying “I told you so,” (way to watch my Thanksgiving video, seriously) that doesn’t mean I’m not willing to help you help your gut.

(However if you look like Paris Hilton when you get out of the car… I will just point and laugh. Dofus.)

You see, when you detox your gut (which is comprised of you liver, kidneys and intestines) from all the fat globs and excess alcohol you pounded last week, you will enhance your immune system, thus lessening your risk of getting sick this winter.

Looking a little under the weather there Hill.

Why don’t you try and avoid continuing to live the Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears lifestyle throughout the holidays.

Instead…

• Lay off the alcohol, drugs and tobacco as much as possible. Tell Cheech and Chong that you’ve got to cool it. 
• Take a stress break every so often. You don’t need to be first in line to buy the newest Ferbie? (Yeah, apparently those are back)
• Cut down on over-the-counter drugs. Only ignore this if your in-laws are REALLY pissing you off.
• Drink like a fish (water that is). Wait, do they even drink? I need a marine biologist!
  
• Eat high fiber fruits and vegetables. Time to buy some Beano!
  
• Shun fried foods and processed foods. No more deep-fried Twinkies for you!

Wait, hold the phone. These tips actually sound like the lifestyle you should be living every day, not just after a gluttonous meal.

So if these tips were a pony, jump on them and go for a ride!

Okay, that didn’t make any sense at all…

Wee!

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What’s naughtier…

A naked salad or a dressed salad. (Who would have thought salads had a kinky side…?!)

It’s like asking yourself… Would you rather see Kristie Alley naked or dressed. What’s the lesser of two EVILS?

Well that all depends on how you dress it (or her?).

I may be no fashion designer (and if you know me, you are aware that I could give a RATS ASS about clothes and fashion)… However, I am the Christian Dior, Gianni Versace and Betsy Johnson (COMBINED) of the salad dressing world!

See my salad “styling” in action in the latest episode of GiGi Eats Groceries! (Maybe Kristie will utilize some of my tips too?)

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!!

Today, I, Santa Claus, have hijacked GiGi Eats Celebrities, while GiGi spends some time with her family…

Nah, she’s probably crying over the COAL I gave her!

Perhaps you shouldn’t have been so NAUGHTY this year GiGi!

Can you believe after the crazy night I had, traveling across the globe and all, I still have enough energy to make a video for all of you!

GO WATCH!! Or next year, it’s COAL! COAL I tell you!

I’ve got my list and I am checking it twice, to see if you’ve been NAUGHTY OR NICE!

Ho… Ho… Ho…! Santa Claus – OUT!

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So you want to start fresh because it’s a new year, right?

Well then it’s time to get SMART!

(For the purpose of this post today, I will be using Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen as examples for how to get SMART!)

While I am not going to recommend that you read Nightwood by Djuna Barnes or Finnegans Wake by James Joyce… Because to be honest, I have having a hard time believing that Lindsey or Charlie can actually read.

I am however going to recommend that you…

• S: Make Your New Year Resolutions Specific… If Lindsay finally decides to give up the sauce, she needs to be extremely specific. Nix the cocaine and every single ingestible liquid that contains alcohol… This includes mouthwash.

Oh yeah, that’s just Pallegrino…

• M: Make Your New Year Resolutions Measurable… For Charlie, this would mean getting his 30, 60, 90 sobriety chip at his AA meetings. Can you make it 365 days without the tiger blood, Charlie? Winning!

Alcohol-Free, The Way To Be!

• A: Make Your New Year Resolutions Attainable… It is very realistic for Lindsay to abolish drugs and alcohol from her life, however it’s not all very realistic to say that Lindsay won’t ever go to a nightclub, after all, her “job” depends on it.

Anyone rip their eyes out while watching this monstrosity? Liz probably turned over in her grave.

• R: Make Your New Year Resolutions Relevant… Giving up hookers, now that’s relevant to Charlie… However, it’s not all that relevant for Lindsay… Oh wait a minute…

You guys didn’t know they were dating?

• T: Make Resolutions Time Specific… Lindsay and Charlie are lucky in that their jobs give them time frames for which they need to “shape up” (these two REALLY need to work on this aspect of the SMART acronym) … For the rest of us, an impending event, deadline or the second Friday in March, are all time frames that you can use to help you focus on your goal.

Clearly deadlines help Lindsey get back on track…?

BY THE WAY…

If you’re REALLY looking to start the new year off on the right foot (literally & figuratively)… Then everyone, whether or not it’s your goal to lose weight, ditch cigarettes, get ahead at work, ride a Unicorn through a lush pasture full of honey… Whatever…

You should ALL start EXERCISING! (Lindsey & Charlie INCLUDED)

I was fortunate enough to receive a MYSTERY package at my doorstep a few weeks ago only to reveal (after I ripped the box open like a paper shredder)… A BRAND NEW PAIR OF Saucony Guide 6 Sneakers!

Light-weight, yet filled with jet fuel!

The Sneaker Gods (AKA: Fitfluential) rock my world! 

These kicks, that are super lightweight, will have you kicking (man, I am GOOD) to go in the new year, so you should definitely get your hands on a pair of these make you feel like you have jet packs attached to your feet sneakers!

To INFINITY AND BEYOND!!

In all seriousness though, who doesn’t want to be a SMART-E!

Linds, Charlie, I am forcing you both to raise your hands right now.

I don’t know about you, but the second I enter a grocery store (ESPECIALLY, Whole Foods, hmm… the SAMPLES!)… I turn into what a five-year-old entering DISNEY LAND might look like!

SEAFOOD!

CAKES & COOKIES! (No, I DO NOT PURCHASE THESE THINGS! I only go down this aisle to get ideas for GiGi Eats Groceries episodes, DUH!)

PRODUCE!

THE DELI SECTION! (Salsalito Sliced Turkey is my JAM!)

Holy TOLEDO, I just never know WHERE to start!

This coming weekend grocery stores are going to be packed to the gills all thanks to… the upcoming Man-oliday! Are you doing some sports betting this weekend?

THE SUPERBOWL

That’s what I call a ménage à quatre

Regrettably, it’s widely known that shrimp cocktail and grilled vegetables are NOT the finger foods being passed out as we watch large, sweaty, grass-stained men tackle each other down a white-lined field.

Instead everyone tends to like to turn their fingers neon orange, dunk their dip vehicles into fatty globs of Ranch and suck down gallons of sugary, atrociously high in calorie drinks.

LOOK MA! NO HANDS (or should I say, paws?)

While everyone craves a little something different on the Thanksgiving of the Football season… It’s likely that when you enter the grocery store to stock up on goods this weekend, you will see large displays of these popular Superbowl munchies:

How UNHEALTHFULLY creative

• Chicken Wings: One teeny, tiny wing has 160 calories and 11 grams of artery stuffing fat. FLY AWAY!
• Pizza: One thick slab of this gooey mess has between 150 and 300 calories coupled with anywhere between 6 and 20 grams of fat, depending on your toppings. Who can raise their hand and say they only eat ONE slice?
• Lay’s Potato Chips: One oz of these greasy, crunchers sets you back 160 calories and 10 grams of fat. Uh you do know that the “family-sized” bag has 14 ounces in it…
• Frito-Lay Cheetos: Not only are you permenantly dying your hands orange as you dig in… (Everyone will notice if you stick you head in the bag, by the way) but by eating just one measly little ounce, you’re scarfing down 150 calories and 10 grams of crappy (yes, that’s the scientific term) fat.
• Soda: Whether your poison of choice be Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew or… WHATEVER, all of these drinks are far more LOADED with Sugar than… CANDY LAND! Downing just 12 ounces, which easily can happen within the 5 seconds it takes to pass a football, will have you ingesting roughly 150 calories.
• Beer: What’s the Superbowl without… BEER! I mean, we’re all waiting for the Budweiser Frogs riding on Clydesdales ad, right?! Well, why can’t we leave the beer for the ads because this oh so “manly” beverage racks up 145 calories in a 12 oz can/bottle.

I am so ashamed of Harry… I mean his peer pressure MUST be why goody two-shoes & UNDERAGE Hermione is getting sloshed!

WHOOPS!

Did I just ruin your anticipated food coma day? Oh calm yourself… There are plenty of FAKE OUTS! (Oh snap! Is that a football term?)

• Instead of Chicken Wings: Grill up some chicken tenders on sticks and dip them in Chimichurri sauce – talk about a TOUCH DOWN!
• Instead of Pizza: Roasted eggplant or portobello rounds topped with a sprinkle of cheese, tomato sauce and chicken sausage – Eat that Dominos!
• Instead of Cheetos and Potato Chips: Kale, zucchini, eggplant and/or butternut squash chips (Don’t roll your eyes! Don’t knock them until you’ve tried them!)
• Instead of Soda: Carbonate some flavored water yourself with the Soda Stream! 
• Instead of Beer: Sorry to be Debbie Downer BUT there really is no replacement for beer… KICK IT as hard as you hope the KICKER on the team you’re rooting for does when trying for a field goal!

Better yet, why don’t you just run around the grocery store like I do, to the point that you forget why you even went in the first place! You will certainly save yourself some calories… And even BURN SOME when you pretend you’re on a rollercoaster as you careen through the aisles!

 TOUCHDOWN!!!

PS: I was featured on FITBLOGGER yesterday! Check it out!

(Don’t miss the video at the end, FYI)

People call Disneyland the happiest place on earth and that’s probably because…

They’re all asked how they like this magical land as they nosh on sugary churros, Mickey Mouse shaped pretzels and freshly made hot fudge mixed with peanut butter, caramel and crack!

Why not try asking people how they like Disneyland when they CRASH from their sugar highs?

(Or when they are waiting in 90 minutes long lines)

While gallivanting around the amusement park with friends… (and we made new ones along the way)

I couldn’t help but scratch my head and think, “where are all the rides… INDIANA JONES NEEDS ME!!“…

But Indy was nowhere in site… Instead, all I really saw were restaurants, fudge, ice cream and candy shops, pretzel carts and cotton candy machines.

Luckily I brought a snack with me (because after running around like a three-year-old, I too need some fuel)… Otherwise I would have had to starve all day because if you know me, you KNOW I ain’t touching those EVIL artery enemies!

One of my friends who is trying to eat a bit healthier these days… What can I say, my influence is infectious… Was actually able to find some hummus and crackers, but that was only after we dug through a huge pile of Goofy-shaped marshmallows and lollipops shaped like Donald Duck.

Following our relatively healthy fuel up… We…

 Flew through Space Mountain…

Cried a little… (Okay, maybe just me…)

Got a little too excited before Indiana Jones…

And tried… but failed to steal the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs raven.

Of course, we also hung out with Minnie Mouse. By the way, she’s such a little hussy, I mean look at her, her KNICKERS are popping out!

After getting over how much of a floozy Minnie Mouse is, we decided to visit Kashyyyk, the Wookie Planet (no trace of any tarts there)…

Following our epic adventure… Okay, even though we weren’t on sugar highs, we still had PHENOMENAL TIMES…

We decided to blow the popsicle stand for some HEALTHY food…

Japanese of course!

So good, I ordered two! 10 points to whoever can guess WHAT that is!

Going out to Japanese is not complete without sucking down this dead dinosaur!

And if Disneyland had carts selling Unagi… I would NEVER LEAVE! How much are rooms at the Hollywood Tower Hotel?

But even though we were all trying to be incredibly healthy that day… This little Japanese restaurant STOMPED ON OUR GOAL and served us this complimentary treat (times four)…

Let me reiterate… I do not eat this junk… So I pawned this little bowl off on my friend, yes the same one who got the hummus. I guess I can be a bad influence too?

So what’s the point of this post? To let you know that relying on Disneyland (or any amusement park) to supply you with healthy meals and snacks is a complete and utter JOKE! Instead, BRING snacks with you and you will save yourself not just calories but MONEY TOO! I do believe the hummus and crackers was around $7!

For a calorie FREE treat… CHECK THIS OUT:

The Dinosaur Single Ladies Beyonce Sushi Dance! Try to imitate THAT!

Are your eyes going cross-eyed as you try to focus on your computer screen, the stop light ahead of you or your kids playing in the jungle gym…?

(Whoops, did little Harry just fall SPLAT on the ground?) 

Are you getting irritated by even the slightest of noises?

(That coworker or dog better STOP breathing!)

Is that black dot on the ceiling transforming into a scrumptious chocolate chip?

(Wow, now you’re in Willy Wanka’s Chocolate Factory!)

You don’t need WebMD to tell you that: Yup, you’re hangry!

(Hangry has possessed me! Yup, I am angry and hungry! I need to follow my own advice before I do something stupid!)

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TELL ME: HOW DO YOU KICK HANGRY’S ASS? 

Very Special Video Below! (Rated PG-13)

Will you accept this rose!

NO I WILL NOT. Okay, maybe I will…

BUT I won’t if it’s coming from Sean Lowe! 

Alright, raise your hand if you watch or have at least seen five minutes of The Bachelor?! 

Love it (yeah, I kind of do…) or hate it, this show is ridiculous, especially when it comes to the people casted. 

This season there was a “professional organizer”… And in previous seasons some contestants flew in on Helicopters, rode in on horses and sky dived in to meet the Bachelor or Bachelorette (okay just kidding about the last one)…

That being said, check out my impersonations of a few of the ladies who actually voluntarily submitted themselves to the show! 

Whoops… Nope this had nothing to do with health, nutrition or fitness… ALTHOUGH Sean Lowe definitely was working out shirtless in every opening scene this season on the show.

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities & Groceries! Although, today I eat the Bachelor! 

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Where am I?

• What are your thoughts on this show?
• Would you ever consider being on this show?
• Did you have a favorite contestant this season?
• Did you find Sean attractive? (personally I found him very boring)
• How do you feel about Sean’s chosen one?
• What do you think about Desiree being the new Bachelorette?

Since moving to Los Angeles I really cannot tell the different between Spring, Fall, Winter and Summer!

Seriously, if you come to Los Angeles in December, you might even find me trotting around the city in a bikini.

Does that entice you to get on Orbitz and book a flight? 

You totally thought I was going to post a picture of me in a bikini now didn’t you!

Regardless of my inability to tell whether it’s winter or summer, I am pretty sure this past winter, you all had to endure Amanda Bynes like bi-polar temperatures that come with Earth’s bitchy atmosphere.

Who wanted to kick winter’s grumpy ass?

Well you will be happy to know that Spring took care of that for you and has officially K-Oed Winter’s keister! 

While it may now be Spring, this doesn’t just mean that celebrities (and yourself?) have every excuse to wear next to nothing when getting sloppy drunk and winding up in someone else’s bed (hope you have more class than that).

Spring also means that one of the sexiest vegetables is now ripe enough to be “undressed”.

That’s right, THE ARTICHOKE is ready for it’s walk of shame… Although, it being so delicious and healthy (there is an extract – silymarin – in artichokes that literally hugs your liver), I hardly believe it will ever get kicked out of someone’s bed.

I was gazing at one of my Spring-time globes the other evening while watching E! News and got to thinking: 

Which steamy celebrities look as alluring as seductive Artichokes… (they are an aphrodisiac after all) 

 Would you like to nibble on a little Justin Timberlake? With some melted coconut butter perhaps?

 I’m thinking about grilling Justin Bieber…

 Katie Holmes will find a man soon enough with her delicious appeal!

 Robert Pattinson has perfected “the artichoke”.

 Not sure whether I should eat or stick this artichoke in water. Men around the world are wondering the same thing about Katy Perry!

The artichoke has such a strong presence, just like Adele.

E! as well as Access Hollywood, Extra and Entertainment Tonight REALLY need to do special segments about which celebrities that look like vegetables because this right here is some hard-hitting journalism!

You read it here first folks… Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber will be collaborating on a song called “Artichokes” all in honor of the new season! I guess this is long overdue, considering there are so many winter holiday songs out there! 

NOW GO… Eat some artichokes! 

• Do you like artichokes?
• How do you prepare them?
• Are you happy it’s now spring?
• What’s your favorite season?
• What celebrity do you think most looks like an artichoke?

Sorry to disappoint but I couldn’t find Chelsea’s first stand-up comedy show on YouTube, but I can imagine it looks a little like the video I posted below – AKA: a train crashing into a beached whale in the middle of Siberia. (How did a whale get to Siberia? Exactly.)  

Anyways… 

What do Dane Cook, Kevin Hart and I have in common? 

Well not a whole hell of a lot…

Except, we have all stood on stage in front of a massive audience and made complete and utter donkeys of ourselves.

That’s right, I can now cross “stand-up comedy” off of my bucket list. 

• Stand Up Comedy

To be honest, I am not entirely sure what I even did up there… Was it comedy? Was I even standing? 

Whatever, you be the judge. 

PS: You are going to learn A LOT about me when you watch this video… You’ve been warned.

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities!

I guess I am not THAT BAD… Especially if Bite Size Wellness wanted to feature me on their site! 

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• So… What did you think of my sad attempt at Stand-Up?
  
• Would you ever do stand-up?
• Who is your favorite stand-up comedian?
• Have you ever had stomach problems like mine?
• Do guys/girls need an instruction manual to date you?
• How do you feel about UNAGI? 

Watch out for T-Rex!

Oh wait… Excuse me…

 Separated at birth, don’t you think?

You know what these two pissed off carnivores need? 

Saffron!

Okay random… 

Yes, I am talking about that fiery red spice that rapes your wallet when you buy it at the store…  

M***** F*****! Saffron better be worth it! 

Well, we all know that Mr. Trump’s wallet can handle the cost, so he better purchase the spice ASAP and perhaps sprinkle some in Mr. Rex’s mouth… While he’s at it like a drug dealer, he might as well hand some of the spice over to other rather disturbed celebrities…

SPICE ME UP NOW BIG BOY!

But wait, shouldn’t these angry celebrities just head to their therapist’s offices?

Well they could, but why bother throwing down the extra G’s when saffron could very well be a ingestible therapist!

Open Wide!

Okay, lets not go that far, but saffron does have some mood calming, among other, benefits that really need to be highlighted.

Saffron has a way of charming the pants off of anger, depression and digestive issues.

And a high-five can be given to the compound crocin that saffron is abundant in (it activates serotonin in our bodies – calming anxieties, etc).

Saffron bitch-slaps more than just anger and depression though.

In fact, if Amanda Bynes ingested copious amounts of saffron, as opposed to…. Well, you fill in the blank… She might have been able to avoid those hit and run messes she is/was involved in because saffron is known to improve vision!

“Oh hey look, I have five fingers!”

Sorry for not letting you know sooner Amanda!

In all seriousness though, saffron should really just have it’s own comic book series because the spice has innumerable amounts of antioxidants. Antioxidants are like Superman in your body, they kick some serious booty in order to protect you from ailments such as cancer.

Would you flip through the pages of SAFFRON: Paella and Cancer Battle it Out

Put a red wig on The Rock and he will most likely be the front runner to play Saffron in the comic book turned movie!

The Rock is cooking with saffron!

Clearly “medicating” with saffron is far more intelligent than loading up on al capone and aunt nora to calm down and get happy! 

*RDA for saffron: two 88 mg doses a day!

• Do you believe that saffron can actually calm people down?
• Do you think Donald Trump and T-Rex look alike?
• How do you like The Rock as a red head?
• Do you use saffron? If so, how? And have you felt its affects?
• What drugs do you think Amanda Bynes is on? 

You might think the action stops every night at the grocery store the second 11 p.m. rolls around…

But that’s actually when the BASH gets started!

(Think Toy Story except ditch Woody and Buzz Light Year and pictures Blueberries, Oranges and Spinach with personalities!)

While Onions, Eggplant and Tomatoes direct Jicama, Bananas, Kale, Swiss Chard (Wee! Love colors!) and all the other vegetables and fruits to their designated seats, there is one vegetable missing in action…

The reason?

Because they’re prepping for their jaunts down the produce aisle runway.

Can you guess which fruit or vegetable is the SUPERMODEL of the produce department?

If you’re completely clueless, well, then you HAVE TO watch these stalky “ladies” sashay down the “runway”… (AKA: WATCH MY VIDEO!)

And okay, I guess there are two types of produce that are MIA… I mean, these sexy edibles need to be “prepped” and they certainly can’t do it themselves.

All I can say is I really hope these vegetables don’t get peer-pressured into getting “fried”. Frying, whether it be food or whether it be supermodels doing drugs… It’s not attractive. 

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities!

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• Do you like leeks?
• How do you cook leeks? What do you like to pair them with?
• How do you deal with leaky faucets?
• Would you like to stew in a hot tub with some leeks?
• Do you think these leeks hold a candle to Giselle or Miranda?
• Should I pitch a movie idea about food at the grocery store coming to life to Disney/Pixar?

Are YOU guilty of making this ice cream order?

“I would love three scoops of chocolate chip cookie dough, topped off with some rainbow sprinkles (yep, I totally did that), peanut butter cups… and oh, oh some whipped cream too!”

You might as well have asked…

“I would love three scoops of cardiovascular disease, topped off with some diabetes, tooth decay and… oh, oh some liver failure too!”

Mmmm liver failure!

If that’s not enough to make you drop the drumstick… Perhaps the latest episode of GiGi Eats will cause you to have a chilling revelation about the heart stopping ice cream stash in your freezer. 

Mmm… Scrumptious! GiGi Eats Celebrities but DOESN’T eat ice cream!

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ANNOUNCEMENT:

THE WINNER of The Beauty Detox Foods is…… KATIE SCOTT of Kate Moving Forward!

CONGRATS!!!!! This is huge, you’re the winner of my first giveaway EVER and… I am throwing in a little extra something, something to the prize! 

• Do you play with your food?
• Have you ever played the drums with those Drumstick Ice Cream cones?
• What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
• Do you have any creative and HEALTHY dessert recipes to share?
• Would you rather chow down on 8 bowls of your favorite ice cream or date your celebrity crush?
• What celebrity do you think could use a GIGANTIC ice cream cone?
• If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be?

Award Season may be LONG GONE but… NOT FOR ME (and maybe YOU TOO)!

Kacie of Savvy, Sassy Me and Danielle of It’s A Harleyy Life nominated my scrumptious blog for AWARDS!

Since they nominated me for two DIFFERENT awards, I went ahead and created an entirely NEW AWARD: The “I’m FRIGGIN’ AMAZING Award” or the “FRAMAZING” award for short!

Typically when you’re nominated, you have to write out a few facts about yourself… but I decided to make a VIDEO! Weee! 

FRAMAZING AWARD RULES:

• Detail 7 random facts about yourself (video or written – whichever you prefer!)
  
• Nominate 7 people to do the same 

Are you drooling at the thought of getting to know me better? Well then WATCH the video below! YOU KNOW YOU‘RE CURIOUS!

Clearly I have a lot going on in my brain…

And now, the drum roll please….

THE FRAMAZING NOMINEES ARE: 

• Tara of The Food Pervert
• Whitney of To Live and Diet
• Brittany of Blissful Brit
• Armen of Armen Atoyan
• Mariko of Culinary Adventures with Mariko
• Brad of Brad Gouthro Fitness
• Laura of Sprint 2 The Table